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January 25, 2024

Why Are Crushes So Complicated?

I don't date much--intentionally.  Case in point: my last relationship ended roughly 7 years ago, and I haven't gone out with a single guy since then. 

And even though I was 100% sure that I didn't want to marry the guy from the last relationship and that breaking up was the right next step, it took time to process the relationship in the wake of its ending and even longer to heal.  If you're a regular reader of this blog, you've seen posts from various stages of that healing process.

When I finally emerged from that fog, I was certain of one thing: I was done.  No more wishing or hoping or trying to find a boyfriend who might become "the one."  I was going to stay single for the rest of my life because I had things to do with my life and dating is messy and seriously, what's the point...?  And if God had other plans for me and wanted to drop someone right in front of me and make it obvious that I needed to change my path, He was sovereign and could do that.  But otherwise, I was done.

And I have been very content in this mindset until recently.

There's this guy...  

I don't even know what to say about him because I haven't talked about him to anyone else in my life--you heard it here first, folks--because what do you say when you are a grown adult and you have a crush on someone and the signals are so very, very mixed that it's literally impossible to tell if he's interested back or if he's just being nice?  

Writing about him makes the crush feel real...but is it real?  Is there even enough there for it to be worth being real?  To be worth second-guessing my I'm going to be single forever mantra?

The inexplicable phenomenon that happens when our eyes meet is amazing.  Electric.  (Is that what chemistry feels like?  My last relationship had other positive qualities, but chemistry was not one of them, so I don't know.)  But this guy and I are so very, very awkward around each other otherwise, and I just don't know how to read it other than to try to ground myself by asking, "Has he asked me out?  Because if he hasn't, maybe he's just not that into me." 

And he hasn't.  Maybe that's the answer.  But something in my gut still wants to believe otherwise.

We had a couple good interactions earlier this month that gave me hope that maybe he was interested and something would happen.  But then...crickets.  And when I ran into him today, it was not great.  He talked about the weather and then he pulled out his phone and then someone else said hi to him and he started talking to them and that was it for that conversation.  Ouch.

I hate that I care, but I do.

I made a meme earlier this week that said, "I deserve more than maybe we'll run into each other in passing."  I didn't post it anywhere, but I'm trying to remind myself that it's true.  

That mixed signals probably aren't worth the emotional energy.  

That actual love involves both people giving and receiving and is not one-sided.

But ugh...why are crushes so complicated?

December 28, 2023

Fair or Equal—And Stuck in the Middle

 You would think that after 14 years of your parents being divorced, you would no longer feel caught in the middle.  

And mostly, that’s true. But every now and then it pops up when I’m visiting: which parent are you spending today with?  What happens when both parents have expectations for your time on the same day but neither communicated clearly until you were to a point where it was going to end up awkward for someone regardless of the outcome?

It shouldn’t matter.  I am an adult whose parents divorced after I was out of the house, and I should be fully capable of setting these boundaries and choosing what I want to do.  Which I do (and did again today).

But I never signed up for this.  They may both be happier now not married to each other (which I fully believe is true), but they didn’t exactly consult me when they split.  I never got the opportunity to negotiate terms.  I’m just…stuck in the middle. 

Anyway.  I’m going to go out now and have a great day with the parent I said “yes” to and try not to feel guilty about the parent I said “no” to and try to remind myself that “fair” and “equal” are not the same things (and that nothing about this is fair, regardless).

To my random readers who haven’t given up on this blog, thanks for listening!

January 19, 2021

Being Alive

Few people are writing about how it is, actually being alive, post-COVID. 

It's a bizarre sociological phenomenon.  Extract from your world the nay-sayers and anti-maskers and you find yourself surrounded by people who are afraid and rules that are meant both to manage that fear and to manage a public health crisis.

I read an Atlantic article recently that dealt with reasons why some people hide their COVID diagnosis from those in their world, which I found fascinating.  One of those reasons is the idea that somehow to be sick is to be lacking in virtue.  If you are sick, something must be wrong with you.  If you are well and strong, all hail the conquering hero.

Well, I'll tell you.  I am a healthy person--sick maybe once a year, if that.  I am also a rule-follower, which means that when my city and my place of employment started issuing recommendations for COVID safety, I was all in.  I was careful.  I was safe.

It didn't matter.  

I came down with the plague near the beginning of November.  I maintain that it happened on election night, when a friend and I ventured out to our favorite hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant and then this man ended up spewing his political propaganda over us, unmasked, throughout our entire dinner.  The symptoms started a few days later.

People ask me what it was like to have had COVID.  The first thing I tell them is that while I can describe my experience, the most notable thing I've observed is that literally everyone who has had it has had a different set of symptoms.  It is a weird, weird disease.

The hard part for me wasn't the illness--or even the fatigue, which yes, was awful, and took about 6 weeks to completely disappear.

What was hard was what came after. 

When you first go back into society, people keep their distance.  They aren't trying to be unkind, but they are afraid, and even when they know you're past your isolation, they don't really know that they are safe from you.  You take a nap in your car because your office floor is hard and you're afraid people will be scared of your germs if you nap out in the open on a faculty lounge sofa.

Everyone else wears a mask to be safe, whereas you wear your mask to make them feel the illusion of safety.

You wish you had a sign (or a T-shirt) that said, "I've already had it" so that people would know they're safe around you.

You carry your documentation of diagnosis on a plane just in case a rule changes while you're traveling and you have to defend...something.

And even once these things pass, you realize that your world has changed and the way you view it has shifted.  The world is hyper-focused on getting the vaccine (which yes, you'll get at some point, but where's the rush if you already have antibodies?) or staying vigilant against the virus, and you no longer worry about these things.  You wear a mask to help others feel safe, and you social distance because, well, you like to do that anyway.  

But being alive post-COVID comes with a different set of fears.  Someone you know dies unexpectedly from a heart attack catalyzed by post-COVID inflammation that he didn't know he had.  You get on the treadmill for the first time in months and all you can think is, I feel strong enough to do this, but what if that happens to me, too?  

You take deep breaths, frequently, just to remind yourself that you can.  You wonder if you will ever be able to sing, really sing, again, or whether you are destined for coughing fits to interrupt it for the rest of your life.

You feel grateful it wasn't worse.  And you didn't infect anyone else (that you know of).  You find a renewed purpose in life because you could have died and didn't and that has to mean something.

But you are alone.  Even when you aren't.  Because relatively few people get what it's like to be on the other side of this.

This is being alive in the aftermath.

January 09, 2021

"Thank You, Thank You, Silence"

It's been a month this week, hasn't it?

This will not, I fear, be a well-crafted or particularly deep post, but I feel like I have to decompress from this week somewhere and my personal FB circle (most of whom are truly lovely people in real life) has turned into a whirlwind of political rhetoric and knee-jerking, and I just don't feel like I can write freely there right now.

In R.E.M. terms, the week started out very "Shiny Happy People," didn't it?  

It did for me.  I was coming off the first real rest that I've had in a year (thank you Christmas break), and for the first time, I felt like I was truly past the weeks upon weeks of post-COVID fatigue.  I stepped back into a critical work week with energy and vision and joy.  For a couple days, anyway. 

And then Wednesday's sh*tshow at the Capitol happened. 

And suddenly we devolved into "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)."

I try not to write about political things, particularly in a public forum, because it never ends well.  So, I'm not going to say all of the things I'm thinking.  You can guess or read between the lines.  (Or search for memes about the recent departure of the Secretary of Education.)

But I hate being right when what I'm right about is a bad thing, and boy, was I right about this one.  Everything that happened on Wednesday....  How did more people not see that coming?  It's been stirring for months.  Of course it was going to happen.  (My mom and I, who deeply disagree on the topic of our current leader of the free world, had this conversation while I was home for the holidays.  I tried with everything in me to convince her that he was stirring this up and it was coming, and she was so sure I was wrong.  But I digress.)

I'm grateful the mob's attempts were ultimately unsuccessful.  Though I still fear for our country.

Wednesday night, all I could do was watch the news.  (I hate the news.)  When it was clear that we hadn't even made progress on Arizona by midnight, I went to bed.  But my brain wouldn't stop.  So, I did what any self-respecting over-thinker might do and started creating new Spotify playlists.  Because that's an important use of time.  I actually really like the two playlists I put together, too.  They give me joy.  (They did not, however, give me much sleep.)

Thursday and Friday were a storm of online term launch activity and student petitions.  Nonstop.  The decision fatigue is real.  Seriously, don't ask me anything right now.  The answer is "no."

But the true bright spot in my week occurred Thursday night when a dear friend introduced me to Netflix's new series, "History of Swear Words."  You guys.  If you are the sort of person who is not offended by profanity, you simply must watch it because the catharsis is real.   Especially this week.  It's the perfect combination of etymological education and comedy, and I found myself laughing deep, full-body laughs.  As well as saying lots of...well...words that I'm not writing here. 

And those words make me think of free speech, and free speech makes me think of the fact that today, a couple of prominent social media platforms finally suspended a certain political figure's accounts--an action I have been longing for over the past four years.  

In the words of one particular non-R.E.M. song that, yes, did end up on one of the new playlists: "thank you, thank you, silence."


December 31, 2020

Keep Your 2020 Vision

It seems like a lot of people view "2020" as the personification of their pandemic problems.  Maybe that's how we cope with uncertainty, fear, and change.  We give it a name and make it a scapegoat.

Hey, 2020, give us back our toilet paper!

Hey, 2020, please put your mask all the way over your nose.  That's it.  Good.

Hey, 2020, I think you're on mute.  Could you just click the...?  Yeah, that's better.  Thank you. 

Everyone I know is ready for 2020 to be over.  Including myself.

Yet as we wrap up this past year, and as I write this for posterity, there are a few things about 2020 that I hope we never forget.

We were resilient.  We stood toe to toe with hard times, and we found ways to fight past them.

We were creative.  We solved problems we hadn't even dreamed about with very little notice and often limited resources.

We embraced technology in a new way.  We had to step out of our comfort zones, but look at us now on Zoom and Teams, in our LMS's and our Google classrooms.  We have expanded our reach without even realizing it.

Yes, 2020 needs to go.  (Don't let the door hit you.)  But I hope we don't lose our 2020 vision.  The world has changed, and we have changed, and we shouldn't allow ourselves to be trapped into merely going back to normal once the pandemic subsides.  We need to take what we've learned and continue to move forward: to be better and to do better and to be the agents of positive change in the world.

Let's hold onto our 2020 vision as we move forward into our new (and hopefully post-pandemic) future.

December 27, 2020

A Planetary Escape (Or Not So Much)

When I reflect on the year 2020, one of my first thoughts goes to a dream that I had near the beginning of the year. I had just come back from seeing my family for the holidays and ended up getting sick. That was back before COVID was a thing anywhere other than perhaps Wuhan and being sick was just...being sick.  The flu, or whatever.

I had a couple really vivid fever-dreams during the first weeks in January, and this was something I posted on my Facebook account on January 6, 2020:

So, true story. I had a hard time sleeping last night, due to the crud I’m battling, and at some point, I watched an episode of Lost in Space, which my family and I started watching over break and I got hooked on. Penultimate episode of season one, I think. I watched the episode and then was tired enough to sleep. All was normal.

Until the dream. 

I’m still in my room, in my bed, but some great catastrophe has just hit the planet (whatever planet I’m on in the dream), and I’m awakened not by anyone else but by (I swear) a clone of myself. There is an orange light outside and smoke in the air. And then the two Janas proceed to have a conversation. 

J#1: Where am I? What’s going on?

J#2: It’s an emergency. An asteroid has hit the planet and we’re going to die if we don’t convert your bedroom into a spaceship and fly away.

J#1: ...whaaaat? My head hurts, I have a fever, and I’m so tired. Can’t someone else do it?

J#2: No, you’re not listening. WE ARE GOING TO DIE. UNLESS WE FLY AWAY. RIGHT NOW.

J#1: But I’m not a physicist. I’m not an engineer. I’m not any kind of a scientist. I studied literature and I kind of have a knack for computers. I don’t have the first clue how to convert my bedroom into a spaceship. You need to call someone else. RIGHT NOW.

J#2: There are no phones. No radios. No scientists are coming to help you. Somewhere in this house, there’s duct tape and a wrench, and you’d better get to it.

J#1 [really panicking at this point]: You’re not listening! I have a fever! My head hurts and I just want to sleep. I’m not a physicist! I don’t have the tools to get us off this planet! I’m going back to sleep and if I’m still here in the morning, I guess it’ll mean you’re wrong.

J#2: I’m never wrong.

J#1: zzzzzzzzzzzz......

 I have thought about this dream a lot this past year because it felt (in retrospect) like a prelude to what was to come.  
 
Perhaps the details were different--perhaps I was concerned about duct tape rather than toilet paper shortages--but the whole "we need to get off this planet" motif?  Not the worst idea ever.

Do you ever wonder whether your dreams are more than just the product of spicy food or watching too much Netflix before bed?  I do, sometimes.  What if our dreams really do point us in the direction of something true, something hiding beneath the surface of our subconscious that we have discovered about the universe?
 
If we really believed that our dreams carried this level of significance, how would we respond to them?

December 25, 2020

On Serendipity and Missed Opportunities

A few days ago, I was on a series of flights heading to an undisclosed destination (though for the sake of narrative, let's call it Grand Rapids).  As I was settling into my window seat on my last flight, an airline team member got on the intercom to announce that a passenger from the prior flight had left her cell phone on the plane and asked that everyone look in their seat back pockets for it.

There was, of course, no phone in my seat back pocket, but I did discover a pair of glasses that someone else had left behind.  The guy sitting in the aisle seat (nobody was in the middle seat, because COVID) offered to take them up to the flight attendant.  We then proceeded to have a slightly snarky exchange about people who can't manage to keep their possessions under control and how there really is no excuse for that--unless you are also managing kids on a flight.  That broke the ice and we started talking.

(Not long afterwards--or at least it didn't seem like very long because we were talking--the woman who lost her phone finally called it and a passenger found it--and the entire plane of people cheered.)

The thing you have to understand about me is that talking to strangers on a plane is one of the things I typically give great effort to avoid.  I will sleep, or I will read, or I will pretend to listen to something with headphones in order to avoid airplane small talk.  

I mean, I kid you not, on my first flight of this same day, a woman in the seat behind me spent literally the entire flight talking about her Lululemon leggings and shopping for Lululemon leggings and basically everything a person never wanted to know about the entire Lululemon legging connection.  (At least, she was talking about it before I fell asleep and again when I awoke at the end of that flight.)  I'm sorry if anyone reading this is a fan of overpriced yoga pants and therefore offended by my comments, but the inanity of her conversation was mind-numbing.

This guy, on the other hand, was kind of amazing to talk to.  He was smart and funny (I laughed more than I could remember having laughed in quite a while) and was the kind of guy who actually asked questions and listened and remembered things.  And he was very attractive.  Different from my usual type.  No ring.  And although I couldn't see all of his face due to the mask he was wearing (because COVID), he had piercing, deep blue eyes.  Even if the conversation had been bad, I could have looked into those eyes for days.  But the conversation wasn't at all bad.  It was really good.  

I can't remember the last time I had such a great conversation with a guy (on a plane or otherwise).

I think it surprised us both when the announcement came on that the plane was about to land.  He told me that he normally didn't talk to people on planes and that he really enjoyed our conversation.  And there was a moment where I really thought he was going to ask for my number, but either I gave a bad signal or he decided not to for whatever other reason, and he didn't.  And in a similarly fleeting moment, I thought about offering my number, but I chickened out and didn't.  And the moment passed.

And now we are in two different cities in this state, will be leaving this state on different days, and will each go back to our respective homes in different cities in different states, most likely destined to never see each other again.  Because let's be realistic: the whole "if the universe means for you to meet again you will meet again" mantra really only works in John Cusack movies.

I'm kicking myself for not at least offering him my number (because what's the worst that could have happened--he'd say he's not interested and at least I'd know?).

He dropped enough information that I could look him up and reach out if only I could convince myself that doing that wasn't weird and stalker-like.  Just as I gave him enough information that he could do the same, if he wanted to. 

Most likely, this blog post is the last anyone will hear about this encounter.

But if nothing else, that conversation has caused me to hope once more that maybe, just maybe, all of the decent, intelligent, handsome guys aren't married or gay or completely unavailable in some other way.  Maybe great guys really do still exist.  Maybe there is hope that another such serendipitous moment might occur with someone in the future.

And hopefully, I'll make better decisions when that happens.